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The function of liberal fatuity in the ascendance of Trump Susan Mulcahy Mea Culpa
2019.12.27 10:35 Moral_MetaphysicianThe function of liberal fatuity in the ascendance of Trump Susan Mulcahy Mea Culpa
Confessions of a Trump Tabloid Scribe How New York's gossip pages helped turn a lying real estate developer into a celebrity phenom. By SUSAN MULCAHY May/June 2016 I have a confession to make, and please don’t shoot when you hear it: I helped make the myth of Donald Trump. And for that, I am very, very sorry. If you worked for a newspaper in New York in the 1980s, you had to write about Trump. As editor of the New York Post’s Page Six, and later as a columnist for New York Newsday, I needed to fill a lot of space, ideally with juicy stories of the rich and powerful, and Trump more than obliged. I wrote about his real estate deals. I wrote about his wife, his yacht, his parties, his houses. At times, I would let several months go by without a single column mention of The Donald; this doubtless upset him, as he loves Page Six and used to have it brought it to him the moment it arrived in his office. But eventually I returned to the subject, as did a legion of other writers. We didn’t see it at the time, but item by inky item we were turning him into a New York icon. In that era, as New York emerged from the grimy fiscal funk of the 1970s and began to morph into the glitz and glass-tower playground of the rich it is today, business moguls came to characterize New York the way bootleggers and flappers had in the 1920s. The robber barons of the age, financiers like John Gutfreund and Saul Steinberg, lived large (and later fell hard), and gave all of us writers, from Page Six editors to Tom “Bonfire of the Vanities” Wolfe, plenty of material. Parties with nude models posing like Rembrandt paintings! Giant Christmas trees hoisted by crane to palatial apartments! Trophy wives! Page Six had launched in 1977 when Rupert Murdoch took over the Post, and it was still a revelation to New Yorkers who loved its cheeky, ironic tone and soon came to favor it over more traditional gossip columns inherited from the 1940s, ’50s and ’60s, old-school celebrity stuff like Earl Wilson’s showbiz chronicle for the Post, with his signature closing, “That’s Earl, brother.” The perfect Page Six item, we liked to say, was one that guided its readers down the corridors of power and had a very good time on the journey. Trump seemed an ideal subject for us, as apt a symbol of the gaudy 1980s as a Christian Lacroix pouf skirt—and just as shiny and inflated. Lacroix at least used excellent materials. Trump turned out to be the king of ersatz. Not just fake, but false. He lied about everything, with gusto. But that was not immediately apparent. Not to me, anyway. I had started on Page Six as an assistant in 1978, when I was still a college student, became a reporter a couple of years later and editor of the column in 1983. All I knew at the beginning was that Trump was big, brash and newsworthy—every building he proposed would be the largest, every deal the most enormous ever. And he loved publicity. It should be simple to write about publicity hounds, and often it is, because they’ll do anything to earn the attention they crave. Trump had a different way of doing things. He wanted attention, but he could not control his pathological lying. Which made him, as story subjects go, a lot of work. Every statement he uttered required more than the usual amount of fact-checking. If Trump said, “Good morning,” you could be pretty sure it was five o’clock in the afternoon. I once received a tip that Trump and Richard Nixon had had a lengthy meeting in Trump’s office. Trump said he knew nothing about it. I ran the story, not only because I had an excellent source, but also because a Nixon aide confirmed it. Nixon, who was shopping for a condo the day he met with Trump, may have had issues with credibility in his time, but over Trump, I’d have believed him any day. Trump was such a pretender he even used to fake being his own spokesman, as I learned recently, though I never heard from the faux flack he called John Barron. My Trump items came from all over the place—never Trump himself—and when I called to check on something, he usually lied to me directly. Denying facts was almost a sport for Trump, and extended even to mundane matters. While still married to his first wife, Ivana, Trump bought a mansion in Connecticut, and she decorated parts of it. Not the most earth-shattering news, but hey, everyone has slow days. When I called to confirm the purchase, Trump denied it, more than once. Sure enough, before long, he was spending weekends in the mansion, parts of which were decorated by Ivana. Did he think twice about such a seemingly pointless lie? Why would he? Trump’s lawyer was Roy Cohn, another tabloid fixture. When I first began dealing with Cohn, I always felt as if I needed a bath afterward, knowing his history as Joseph McCarthy’s henchman, for starters. But I learned to appreciate his value as a source. Cohn gave stories to reporters all over the city at both conservative and liberal media outlets; he was an equal opportunity leaker, and mostly a reliable one. He would even give you stories about his clients, like Trump. Jim Brady, my predecessor as editor of Page Six, heard a story (not from Cohn) about Trump trying to become a member of the WASPy Maidstone Club in East Hampton. Trump had a temporary summer membership—not difficult to obtain, according to Brady. But when Trump expressed interest in becoming a permanent member, he was told, discreetly, not to bother because he would not be accepted. Brady wrote the story, after which Trump called him in a profane fury, threatening to sue Brady, the Post, Murdoch—anyone and everyone. But when Brady spoke with Cohn, Trump’s lawyer told him not to worry, that Trump had no intention of suing. It was just Donald being Donald, Cohn said. Real estate developers often have large profiles in New York, which makes sense: In a city where location is everything, and where real estate developers can be savvier about politics than politicians, they run the place. But when Trump first emerged as a force in the city, he was clearly a different, more outsized breed, a sharp contrast to someone like Lew Rudin, whose family business owned, and still owns, many buildings in Manhattan. The Rudin name isn’t plastered all over those buildings, and Rudin, who died in 2001, was known as a New York booster, one who went to great lengths to promote the city. He even founded the Association for a Better New York. Trump is the founder of the Association for Me, Myself, and I—the only entities he has ever promoted. So, if Trump lied all the time, why did I and other journalists continue to cover him? In hindsight, it’s easy to say, “Oh, we shouldn’t have,” but it’s not that simple. He was on the scene, like it or not, a developer who wielded real power in the city, and ignoring him would have been difficult. Also, Trump was so outrageous—and outrageously tacky—it was a constant temptation to write about his antics, particularly because he thought he was the height of sophistication. He didn’t seem to understand, for instance, that if he wanted the respect of Manhattan’s cognoscenti, he should have left the beloved Bonwit Teller building in place on 57th Street, or at least given the bas-relief sculptures on the department store’s façade to the Metropolitan Museum, which wanted them for its collections. He smashed them to bits instead, declaring them of no artistic value, though a prominent art dealer who had agreed to appraise them said they were as significant as the Art Deco sculptures at Rockefeller Center. In 1980, down came Bonwit’s, soon to be replaced by Trump Tower. Writing this in 2016, with Trump’s many financial reversals and failed companies now long since part of the public record, it’s easy to forget that he once earned headlines with actual business deals—major real estate projects in New York, like Lincoln West. A large swath of land on the far West Side that is no longer owned by Trump, though some of the buildings there bear his name, Lincoln West was the largest piece of undeveloped land in Manhattan when Trump took it over in the mid-1980s. The property, which stretched from 59th to 72nd streets, for a time had been known as Television City, when it looked as though NBC would be the anchor tenant in an enormous new complex. To entice the TV network, which had been making rumblings about moving from Rockefeller Center to New Jersey, Trump needed to offer below-market rents, and for that he required tax abatements. He didn’t get them. Trump and Mayor Ed Koch engaged in a public shouting match that offered a preview of the Trump now running for president. Calling Koch a “moron” and “a horrible manager,” Trump said the mayor should resign. Koch countered by labeling Trump “greedy, greedy, greedy” and saying that if Trump was “squealing like a stuck pig, I must have done something right.” In April 1983, long before all that shouting, I had broken the story of Trump’s possible involvement in Lincoln West, though I hesitated to run the piece when Trump told me he was “absolutely not” going to invest in the property. The Lincoln West project came up again in November 1984. Trump had announced that he would be glad to help Ronald Reagan in arms negotiations with the Soviets. He was a deal-maker, right? Sounded like a Page Six item, so Richard Johnson, who worked for me then and later became the editor of the column, arranged to interview Trump. While Johnson was on the phone confirming time and other details, Trump suggested I come to his office as well, because he had never met me in person. Even this was not true—we had met at parties—but no point in arguing. So off we went. As Johnson asked Trump about the Soviets, I inquired about Lincoln West, the sale of which had not been finalized. Trump said nothing was happening with the property but might be soon. He’d let me know. We left his office feeling confident that we’d lined up one good story and would be given first dibs on another. But the very next day, on the front page of the New York Times, this headline appeared: “TRUMP SET TO BUY LINCOLN WEST SITE.” The story began, “Donald Trump said yesterday that he had an agreement to buy the site of the proposed $1 billion Lincoln West housing and office complex.” Said yesterday? YESTERDAY!? I knew Trump had a penchant for prevarication, but to lie to my face, when he could have taken any one of several routes around the lie? “I had an arrangement with the Times,” he said when I called to ask why. It was on the phone, so I could not see him, but I’m sure he shrugged. Trump is a big shrugger. In this case, the shrug would have meant, as it often did: Eh, why go to the trouble? I killed the arms negotiation story. It may have been this lie—or perhaps another; there were so many—that prompted me to call Cohn and suggest he give his client a lesson in media relations. There were rules, I insisted: You could say “no comment” or not return a call, but you could not directly lie, certainly not to someone’s face, and still expect them to continue writing about you. Cohn found this very funny, and told me not to worry, that Trump meant no harm: “He’s just very excitable.” During the meeting in which he lied to me about Lincoln West, Trump said he didn’t pay much attention to the press. It was of little importance to him. This, mind you, during an interview with two newspaper reporters. A moment later, he pulled open a desk drawer and took out copies of a profile of him that had appeared in the Washington Post. Had we seen it, he wondered? Today, Trump calls reporters “disgusting.” That’s the biggest lie of all. I’d argue that his longest and most intimate relationship is with the media, who offer so many opportunities for him to gaze at the person he loves most. Trump, to his credit, understood early how to harness the explosion of media that started with cable TV in the ’80s and grew exponentially into the digital age. With so many media outlets, all desperate for content, the truth is irrelevant, and even negative attention can serve his purposes. Just give them something—anything—to air or to publish. As the ’80s progressed, I continued to write about Trump, but with increased skepticism. I grew to dislike him so intensely that I cast a nastier eye on him than I did on other celebrities. It was more than the lying—it was the arrogance that seemed to say, “It’s OK for me to lie because I’M DONALD TRUMP.” Yes, I lost my objectivity. Shame on me. But I’d been following Trump for a long time at that point and knew what I was dealing with. In 1987, after a party to celebrate the publication of Trump’s book The Art of the Deal, Inside New York, the column I edited for New York Newsday, gleefully reported that hardly any real stars attended. “This is a party for aspirers,” we quoted one guest as saying. But it was hard to sit back and watch as Trump issued one false pronouncement after another that immediately was accepted as truth. Sure, some media outlets exposed him for what he was—Spy magazine was hilariously relentless in its coverage of the “short-fingered vulgarian”—but many news operations ran verbatim what he told them. For instance, he claimed to have used his stellar deal-making skills to buy the St. Moritz hotel on Central Park South in 1985 for a bargain price of $31 million, dutifully reported by a variety of news outlets. According to a Fortune magazine article four years later, he had paid more than twice that, but, hey, who’s counting? Not all Trump’s contradictions were quite as consequential. In 1987, sportswriter Mike Lupica, in an Esquire column, quoted Trump calling executives at Gulf & Western, the company that then owned the New York Knicks, “schmucks.” I got an item out of it when Trump vehemently denied saying such a thing, claiming the word “schmuck” was not in his vocabulary. (We now know “schlonged” definitely is.) Lupica just as strongly stood by his story. “I hope this doesn’t mean Donald can’t be president,” he said. I stopped covering Trump for daily newspapers in the late ’80s, but I could not avoid reading about him. There was the Marla Maples scandal—“Moola,” as Ivana called the woman who broke up her marriage. (So sad. We all thought Donald and Ivana were the perfect couple, united in their love of media attention and peach-colored marble.) Then the divorce, the remarriage, the second remarriage, the financial downturns. But nothing seemed to diminish the public’s fascination with him. After the Marla story broke in February 1990, Trump was on the New York Post’s cover for eight straight days—unheard of at the time. In late 2004, Vanity Fair published an oral history of Page Six. After it appeared, several former Page Six reporters and editors who had been interviewed for the piece by Frank DiGiacomo gathered at a bar for a celebratory drink. As we sat around reminiscing, in strode Trump, accompanied by Melania Knauss, soon to be the third Mrs. Trump. What in the world is he doing here, I wondered? Doesn’t he have someplace to go? Doesn’t he have any friends? He shook a few hands, and went off into the night. I had not seen him in years, but as usual in encountering Trump, with his overblown gestures and language and hair, I was struck by how clumsy and artificial he always seemed. The Apprentice had premiered earlier in 2004, but Trump had acted like its bombastic lead character for decades. And as he runs for president now, Trump has found his most appreciative audience not among the East Coast elite, who have always looked down on him, but with the sort of people who think The Bachelor is about romance. (I can’t believe they broke up! They were so much in love!) Trump supporters enjoy his campaign trail reality show because they’re familiar with the posturing and the parlance. They don’t care if it’s one long list of scripted falsehoods—it’s satisfying entertainment, like sitting at home in front of a screen, but with the prospect of the star getting his hands on nuclear weapons. In the late ’80s, I wrote a book about being a gossip columnist in which I devoted half a chapter to Trump’s fondness for falsehood. And in Vanity Fair’s history of Page Six, I expressed regret about contributing to the creation of the never-ending Trump news cycle. He was, I said, “full of crap 90 percent of the time.” The next quotation in the story came from Trump himself: “I agree with her 100 percent.” I had to admire him for that unusual moment of honesty.
2019.07.20 04:53 1st_parryIt makes me physically ill to talk to my mom
It's my first full time job and I'm letting days go by before replying to my mom's texts and not picking up her calls, not showing up when we agree to met, etc. Compared to my dad (who after divorce sued me, my brother, and my mom to get more money), she ticked off the boxes for being a decent parent, except for maybe being too much of a workaholic and being absent all the time. However, on a personal level, she disgusts me. I find her to be incredibly materialistic (constantly texts me about rich men my age to date even though I have a partner), very WASPy even though she's Asian (wears vests, thinks going to spas in the middle of Connecticut is fun), disgustingly promiscuous (contracted an STD within the first 6 months of dating again, way she dresses), and continually undermining me ("wow you taking a math course? Wow"). Also, she was basically not in my life from when I was 12-18 and living away from home, and now she feels guilty about it so pretends to lavish no strings attached favors (eg. "Heres this $6000!") and uses it as leverage later on (eg. "I can't believe you're wasting my money on cat food"). I typically say she has a martyr complex and when people don't bow at her feet for all her "sacrifices" she gets extremely angry. Anyway, maybe these aren't a big deal, but either way even sending her a text makes me feel headachey/neauseated. I really can't deal with my mom anymore and have stopped trying. I haven't felt like I loved her since freshman year. And I feel guilty about it from time to tim but even that's abating.
2017.05.18 09:22 Skinnypuppy1127Moved back home at 25, severely depressed. Lost.
Here's a backstory on my mental health: When I was 12 years old, I began self-harming. It was done out of self hatred for being so different (I was adopted from South America as a baby and was raised in a very WASPy town in Connecticut) and being attracted to alternative fashions/music. Around the same time I started refusing to go to school and plotted a runaway heist to "start a new life" where I knew no one. At 13 I ran away from home after stealing several thousands of dollars from my parents bank account. On my way to Los Angeles on a bus, I was caught by the police in St. Louis, Missouri and sent by my parents to a therapuedic program. From 13-17, I spent most of my college savings bouncing between treatment programs. Always going back to this feeling of being doomed and trapped. Somewhere along the line I gained the self awareness to realize the feelings were caused by my own outlook on things, and could be harnessed and used as a motivation for creative projects. Sobriety, talk-therapy as well as medication management have been a major factor in my few successes as an adult. However, short-lived. I'm now 25 and failed at my second business. For a little while I was homeless in new York City before my parents agreed to let me move home for the 3rd time since I graduated high school. The conditions of moving home were that I get a job, stay in therapy and take medication for my depression and mood disorder. I feel like my life has reached it's final standstill, though. I have to be honest in saying I don't see a future for myself and my guilt as my parents failed investment keeps me up at night. I know I've thought this way before and overcome these challenges...but for what? To be back in my grave again. I feel so badly for my parents. And taking baby steps is hard when I often times can't gather the strength to even get out of bed.
2015.11.15 23:24 TheRealJeromeDopapod, Woodstock, and LSD
I usually like to plan these things weeks in advance. Two weeks ago I tripped balls at the Metropolitan Museum of Art; that was an effort that required planning. Yet when I woke up yesterday morning, I had no idea what the day had in store for me. At noon the lead guitarist of the band I play with, J-Man, texted us if we wanted to see Dopapod that night in Woodstock, NY. Who fucking wouldn't? I had a half of a tab left over from some microdosing a few days earlier. At 6:30, I ate it, expecting little effect due to some tolerance, but with some cannabis and music, hopefully it would amount to something. A half an hour later I meet up with the guys at J-Man's place. We've only recently started playing music together, but already I could feel a strong connection with my bandmates. Other than J-Man and me, there was Cap, a few years younger, and Other Jerome, a few years older. Before we leave, J-Man leans in to me and whispers: "I got some doses in the car, man. Have as many as you like." What a fortuitously irresponsible suggestion. The drive to Woodstock was hell. It was over 90 minutes from J-Man's place, and the Taconic isn't fun on a clear and sunny day. Dopapod was supposed to be on at 9, and it was already 8 when we left. It didn't help that J-Man had to pull over to have a frustrating conversation with his neurotic mom for fifteen minutes. At this point, I'm not even sure if I'm down for a real trip tonight. Nonetheless, at nine o'clock J-Man hands me a strip of foil. "Tear off whatever you want." I open it up and it looks like a fat five-strip, so I tear off what looks like a tab-and-a-half and chow down. It feels like a sponge full of acid. "How many hits was this?" I ask from the backseat, barely audible above the music. "What, the doses?" Said J-Man. "I dunno, I kinda just cut off a chunk of the sheet." Don't follow my example, kids. I ate an unknown amount of an unknown amount of acid. J-Man had close to a half-tab while Cap and OJ refrained, sticking to weed and alcohol. We arrive at the event some thirty minutes later and I already feel like I'm in a dream; usually I don't even start to come up until the forty-five minute mark. I was not prepared for this. We get inside the venue and the first band hasn't even finished up yet, it was called "The Nth Power," and they had some sick drummer just going ham on a single drum. It was similar to bongos but it was a single, large, African-type drum, I don't know what it's called and it doesn't even matter, because DAMN he was bouncing up some shit on the dancefloor. Meanwhile, this was the classiest venue I've ever been in: it was a big, wooden, house-like structure, with a rustic, cabin feel. As we entered, middle-aged men with champagne flutes were milling around the bar area like it was Westchester County dinner party. J-Man and I look at each other, eyes like night sky, and ask at the same time, "Are we too spun for this place? Luckily, there was a sudden changeover in the crowd as the time crept towards ten. The WASPy crowd departed with the Nth Power and J-Man, Cap, Other Jerome and I headed back to the car for a quick blunt sesh. As we're smoking, we witness five or six other people in the lot. They were yelling and screaming and running around, and J-Man and I started to bug out a little bit, wondering if these people were fighting or something. I couldn't help but laugh, and since I was starting to trip balls, I laughed so maniacally that the people we were watching stopped their commotion and stared back at us. Then, they broke out laughing too, and that's when we realize that these people are easily more fucked up than we are. The blunt was hitting me hard and we were ticking past the hour mark since my last dose when I started melting into the lot. Ego death was impending. I realize that I'm both really thirsty, and way too inarticulate to ask someone for water. So I stick by Other Jerome. "OJ... listen... I need water?" "Yeah?" He asks, oblivious to how shattered I was becoming "Please get me water!" He realizes what's up and laughs, and I follow him to the bar. While we waited for the bartender, OJ, who's never tripped before, asks me "so what's acid like?" The walls were breathing, everyone was glowing, mandalas and seraphim were flying around my peripheral vision. "It's good." No one's on stage yet so we wander back into the hall and end up right in front of the middle of the stage when suddenly everything goes dark. OJ thinks he walked over a plug or something and looks around like "did I fuck up?" Then, the lasers descended, the vibrations rose, and I dissolved into the light. I was a thought that had never even been thought before. I just didn't exist. There was just the light, and the sound. Dozens of times doing LSD and this became the cleanest, most intense ego death I had ever experienced. It was maybe 10:15. Who cares Dopapod being Dopapod, they started the show with a long as fuck intro, slowly building the tension and then detonating it with the force of a thousand suns. I began to slowly re-formulate as the band really started kicking it into high gear, and that's when the euphoria set in. All I can say is I had never experienced so much life in one moment. Everything that was going on was really one thing, and it was special. I could feel the emotion, the excitement, in the music, on the stage, in the people around me. I began to think about my life, and as I watched the show I realized how there's so much more to a show than the people on stage. They're important, sure, but the people watching are just as important. In life, I think I've spent too much time wanting to be the man on stage, and I've forgotten how important it is to be part of the crowd. A show is about more than what any single person is or can do together; it's a neat little metaphor for how I look at life. I always suspected life was a show, but last night has only confirmed this. Anyways, as the first set rolls on, I'm deep in the pit, and with that amount of acid in my skull the sensory experience of it was unbelievable. All I can say is that I spent the next two hours dancing. A group of attractive young women tried to dance with me, which was unfortunate because acid makes me really gay (am bi in sober reality), but it didn't even matter, I was just grooving with them. I couldn't even begin to flirt. What's flirting? When the first set ended I pretty much made a bee-line for the door. I needed air, bad. I wandered far out into the parking lot and found a lonely spot under the stars. I looked up at Orion and cried. I suffer from depression and anxiety and I've found that psychedelics are the only thing that give me real escape. I felt so liberated, so unburdened by the trivial worries I had carried with me to this place, that I was tearfully grateful. I go back and sit on the stairs outside of the club, near the group of girls that had tried dancing with me. Now I was dressed in suspenders and a bright, colorful hat, so I stood-out a little bit. They were clearly talking about someone, and I began to suspect it was me, but I always get that feeling on acid, so I ignored it. But as I kept listening... yup, they were definitely talking about "the weird kid in the suspenders." Suddenly, one of them said, "oh fuck, he has our back!" And they all turn around. I look at them with a dumbass stare, amazed by what has taken place. I just cracked up and walked over to the car. I met up with the other guys and we smoke another bowl in the car. It was past midnight at this point and I realize I haven't spoken a word since 9:30. How could I? Who would dare try to put words on this thing?! But at a quiet moment in the car, I ask "Who will be held accountable?" They all look at me. OJ asks, "what?" "Who will be held responsible?!" I ask, a little louder and a little more demanding now. Everyone is silent, and I can see them wondering: is this kid okay? "Who is guilty of COMMITTING THIS FUNK, HOLY FUCK OHMAHGOD," I crack up, and the car explodes in uproarious laughter. We head back in for the second set, which I can't believe is actually happening. It somehow was just as awesome as the first set. Much fun was had. When that ended, we sailed through the lonely, starry darkness of rural New York and Connecticut. I arrived home at 3:30, and smoked weed with J-Man until we both passed out around 6 in the morning. Tl;Dr: Dopapod is a Schedule I drug
Reddit wasn't around back then and I'm bored, so let's chat about this (amazing/terrible) thing. Back in 2008, Awful Announcing leaked a casting call for a series of ESPN ads that would've featured basically a number of personifications of basketball programs working at a call center. The problem was that a lot of them were very particular in a lot of ways, including race, which came off as either (a) offensive, (b) weird, and/or (c) unnecessary, depending on the posting or who you asked. On the one hand, of course Cuse is gonna be a Jewish kid from Long Island, on the other, Notre Dame basketball is an Asian scrapper? What the hell? Probably the most stark example:
MALE. What can we say about Memphis? He's a southern BLACK kid, really culinary and polite. He's artistic, and draws comic books really well. MALE. African-American. Young Obama. Think Toofer - the straight-laced, Harvard grad writer from 30 Rock (Keith Powell).
On top of that, some of the ones asking for females.... well:
FEMALE. Tennessee is orange crazy. The ice tray in her orange fridge, that freezes the water she dyes orange, is that orange. The party girl cowboy hat she wears is a white and orange zebra print. The tattoo on her lower back is Pantone 3 for that Tennessee orange. The only thing that's not orange is her dog, which is the mascot Smokey. Did we mention she's crazy? A slutty girl who would hang out at the cowgirl hall of fame. FEMALE. Marquette, on a scale of 1-10, she's a six. A B-, C in every category you can define a person by. Her defining characteristic is you don't really remember her. You're not breaking your arm to get to her, but you're not chewing it off to get away. She does have a winning personality though. Midwest, sweet girl.
MALE. Our guy for Duke UNIVERSITY is a smart, with it, young WHITE male. He's handsome. He's from money. He is, in short, the kind of guy everyone can't stand. He is the kind of guy everyone wants to be. FEMALE. She's a Southern bell. She is the counterpoint to Duke. Being young and pretty everyone wants to be around her. She's charming. Not a dingbat, she's sharp. MALE. Straight out of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog, Texas is a young man's man. He is the kind of guy that could field dress a deer and then take you to the debutante ball in 20. Polite, farm boy. He's good at everything. Except call centering. MALE. Kansas is straight off the farm. However, he takes great pains to point out that Kansas is very cosmopolitan, as witnessed by their record, their burgeoning tech industry, and their hybrid corns (bonus: modified by fish genes!). MALE. Connecticut is all things Connecticut. He's a little bit older. He's a little bit thicker around the waist. He's WHITE. He's also competitive. Very. Waspy, blue blood. MALE. Oklahoma is awesome and he thinks everything is awesome. He's very enthusiastic about all things call center and all things life and he wants to share this contagious enthusiasm with everyone he meets. Wide-eyed, as naive as they come. MALE. Louisville is very true to place. He's short. He's HISPANIC. And one day he hopes to carry on in proud Louisville tradition and race thoroughbreds. FEMALE. Tennessee is orange crazy. The ice tray in her orange fridge, that freezes the water she dyes orange, is that orange. The party girl cowboy hat she wears is a white and orange zebra print. The tattoo on her lower back is Pantone 3 for that Tennessee orange. The only thing that's not orange is her dog, which is the mascot Smokey. Did we mention she's crazy? A slutty girl who would hang out at the cowgirl hall of fame. MALE. Child prodigy. 14-year-old. Or open to an 18-year-old who looks 14. Aeronautical engineering. Wiz kid. Think McLovin from Superbad. MALE. Villanova is the poor man's Duke — he's not quite as handsome, he's not quite as rich, he's not quite as dapper. After 2 or 3 beers though, who cares? As he's friendly enough. MALE He's an ASIAN kid who is in to all things Notre Dame, ridiculously so. Oh, and he's always fighting. Every time we encounter him he always has some words or another, be it the faint traces of a black eye, or a scab or whatever. He epitomizes the fightin' Irish. FEMALE. Pittsburgh is a tomboy. She obviously grew up in the neighborhood and isn't going to take any guff from anyone and she'll wallop you in the eye with a crowbar if you suggest different. So don't. Think Tina Fey type. MALE. Jewish kid from Long Island that is loving the college experience. It has opened up a world he never knew existed. All you can eat buffets in the cafeteria — who knew? To Syracuse, everything is a party. FEMALE. Georgetown, a 4.36 GPA who's lived in 9 world-class cities, but all the time in her sister's shadow (her GPA is 4.37). She's sort of the female Duke, except most people like her. Think Reese Witherspoon. MALE. No one knows what Gonzaga looks like because no one knows where to find him. He is still stuck in the grunge look, reckless, in from the wild. Flannel look. Chews tobacco. Guy that would go to school in the Pacific Northwest. FEMALE. Marquette, on a scale of 1-10, she's a six. B-/C in every category you can define a person by. Her defining characteristic is you don't really remember her. You're not breaking your arm to get to her, but you're not chewing it off to get away. She does have a winning personality though. Midwest, sweet girl. MALE. Blue collar to the core. Michigan State is one tough kid that grew up by putting a few down. That's just Michigan State's way. Big beefy kid. MALE. What can we say about Memphis? He's a southern BLACK kid, really culinary and polite. He's artistic, and draws comic books really well. MALE. He plays lacrosse. A dude. Low key. Mid Atlantic, wears baseball hats and chinos. MALE. He looks like Jim Tressle (head coach of Ohio State football) in the dress code. Red sweater vest. Always. Doesn't care for swearing either — of course we never really test this out as they are commercial advertisements and no one swears in them, but it's true nevertheless. A Republican. MALE. African-American. Young Obama. Think Toofer - the straight-laced, Harvard grad writer from 30 Rock (Keith Powell). FEMALE. She's a fun loving girl, Oklahoma born and bred. Decided not to travel out of State so she should be closer to home. She's a flirt. She's a hot chick. MALE. True to the region, Texas A&M is one tough dude. He's not big physically, but he is imposing. He's an ROTC kid and his 100-yard stare lets you know it. MALE & FEMALE. Baylor is not one people but two. It's a couple. In fact, we're not even sure which one goes to Baylor. We only know they are madly in love. Their world is each other, which is really sweet or really sickening, depending. Think Sheri Oteri and Will Farrell as the cheerleaders.
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